At the moment

To whom it may concern:

This is my first blog post.  Not sure what I will use this for, but my primary intention (at the moment) is to make extra income.  My status as an internet celebrity will obviously grow as a result, but I don't have any ambitions (at the moment)  to be a blogger/You tube sensation like some douche bags; my intentions are purely monetary.  

I will try to keep all posts to a relevant topic or gripe.  A major issue I have with blogging and bloggers is the large amount of useless shit that is clogging up the internets.  Especially the micro-blogging (i.e. - Facebook and Twitter).  Why should my porn-surfing suffer just because you think everyone would be interested in what you had for dinner, or what your fucking kid just did that was "so cute." NO ONE GIVES A SHIT!

(At the moment) I also plan on using very offensive language and creative adjectives in my posts.  If you are easily offended by this, or are my Mom, Wife, child, or potential future employer,  let me say that I am sorry and I didn't mean any of it, now please leave.  For everyone else, I hope you enjoy my random thoughts and may it bring a little ray of sunshine into the bag of shit we call life.

More to come.